A site pointed out by jinty says about me:
As Graham, you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier.
Cobblers. I'm one of the least spontaneous people I know, and while I like the company of my friends a great deal, I'm too quiet and introverted to be properly gregarious.
This is a good example of theBarnum Effect.
Yours ever, Graham Clark, Killjoy-about-town.