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Shockin'ly Spaiked O'er Smot

Many thanks (well, many somethings) to the BBC for reporting this fantastic event at the Belfast Film Festival. Its title, above, literally reads "Shockingly Spoken Over Smut", and of course means "badly dubbed porn".

In this case, dubbed into Ulster Scots.

And the film?

Flesh Gordon. As well-remembered, I'm sure, by anyone who used to go to The Calling at the Q Club.

Three local comedians are to provide a live translation of the 1974 R-rated film.

Quality.
I now desperately need to know the Ulster Scots for, "Gee Professor, you mean the time machine only works if I take off all my clothes?"


Fan fuckin tastic.