Webhosting question.

Would anyone recommend anyone to host a very basic website? Maybe only one static page, cheaply and without hassle?

try gradwell dot com Limited

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my tame geek has been happily using them for years.
Very good of you to offer - thank you - but it's not actually for me.
As in that they do such things or as in that I should search for answers?

One gig data transfer is one United States peso^Wdollar. One megabyte of files costs one US cent per month. They only charge you what you actually use, from an account that you prepay.