Heed the pigeon of religion and ignore the dove of love.

Phil is now aware of the practice of kitten-huffing. Caligula is no longer safe. Perhaps this is just as well - at his current rate of growth, the kitten is expected to form a black hole by gravitational collapse early in 2017. By 2015, unless we have launched him off the Earth, we'll have to launch the Earth off him instead.
  • Current Location: the boxroom
  • Current Mood: easily-amused
  • Current Music: Stephin Merritt - Shall we sing a duet?
Yes. The idea that UFOs and spy planes are actually powered by buttered-cat arrays goes back a fair way, but as far as I know only Fox News has ever claimed to have proof.
I cam not a kitten-huffer!
I would like to make it plain that I am not, nor have I ever been, a kitten-huffer, and any reports to the contrary are merely malicious rumours spread about by people with a grudge against me, such as kittens I've huffed.