They didn't build that Storr site with dialup in mind did they! So, stuff 'um!
Ta muchly. [I clearly didn't look that closely]

This is important stuff on you need to know before you book…

oh dear. not a good start though.

[I can spot typo's from 11,000 miles away you know] ;)
Meep. That is bad. I have probably read that sentence 10 times and not noticed. I am very poor at reading what is actually written.
Think of it, rather, as being extremely good at
at detecting what the author meantto write.