A humble apology taken from yesterday's Daily Record:
APOLOGY
THE Daily Record profoundly regrets yesterday's decision to publish a picture of Margaret Thatcher touring Peter Stringfellow's lap-dancing bar without fully explaining that she'd no intention of performing. Please pour yourself a stiff drink, think of a comforting place from your childhood and try to get some sleep
Thanks to
What did I do to you!!!
I nearly choked on my cocoa...
All I did was say "Don't click on this link" (which is admittedly a bit evil...)
was up as a caption competition - the best I've seen was "Yes I've fucked a few minors in my time too."
Given that I live in Durham I really shouldn't have laughed so much at that.