zotz

class.

Bloody teenagers, have all the fun. It weren't like that in my day, we had to make do with drugs, and they were damn hard drugs too, not these soft ones they have pretend issues with, today. Newcastle Brown, Robbies Old Tom Ale, Woodbines, Embassy No 1 and the like have made me the shattered wreck of a man I am today.

Mmm... yes... some alternative :/