Pont-Sainte-Maxence isn't far from Paris, or alternatively change at Bruxelles-Midi for the Antwerp gig, which is conveniently even on a Saturday.
Time to start promoting gigs yourself, no?

I won't start on who might or might not tour New Zealand ever. But there's a reason that tribute and local live bands flourish here.
It has happened. I did one a few months ago with a couple of friends. The problem is that Firewater won't play in Britain. Even if they're touring Europe anyway. There seems to be some point of principle involved.
You mean . . . if we run a "Tod Ashley for First Minister" campaign he might be persuaded?

It's a crazy idea, Mr Spock, but it just might work!