The other day at work someone was reading out an article in which Pinochet's lawyer was complaining that Pinochet was being persecuted.

We thought for a while, and agreed he was. Deliberately. Unlike his lawyer, we couldn't quite see why this was a bad thing.
I don't know. Yes, it does seem like he develops new medical problems every time the case moves forward; but then again he is pretty old, and stress can exacerbate existing conditions, and bring on problems.
It's amazing how they clear up once he's acquitted, though, isn't it?
Well, like the lady says, if they're stress-related...

Ah fuckit, just put electrodes on his bollocks until he confesses, shoot him, & bury him in a shallow grave...